strange but true

inspired by ben

[1] he can't sleep with the bedsheet on so more often than not, he takes them off

[2] he likes the smell of some vintage elevators

[3] he always takes at least two hours to psych himself up to call a girl for the first time

[4] he does not step on pavement cracks and the middle of tile patterns, when he's not too tired to care

[5] he only studies by dim, yellow light

[6] he is almost always punctually late by 10 minutes

[7] he goes for random walks at 2 am in the morning just to think

[8] he can cross his eyes one at a time

[9] he still doesn't really know the malay words for sour, salty, bitter, etc.. only sweet (manis)

[10] he doesn't know what adverbs, nouns, verbs, adjectives are. his teachers never taught him

[11] he truly believes that if he puts his mind to it, he can accomplish anything and so can anyone else

[12] he would rather fall in love than do anything else

[13] he eats prata with curry and sugar

[14] he just spent an hour doing this rather than his tonnes of work but won't stop till he hit fifteen

[15] he feels hungry... but won't touch this box of streps that's kept on his table, given to him by this girl once because he had a sore throat... instead he is going to go eat his staple of bread+nutella+butter rather than go sleep or do work