Do the 10 minute Zombie Wipe Out!
Are there zombies in your neighbourhood and/or around the vicinity of your home? Do the zombie wipe out and check for zombies under the large pots in your garden, in the cellar, on the roof and under your sink.
If you find a zombie, remember to hit them in the head. See picture.
Remember to decapitate any still-lying corpses in the vicinity of your own home. Place heavy boulders over any freshly-dug graves - remember dirt isn't enough. Any family and friends who have been infected and display zombie-like behaviors (e.g. gnawing on the family cat) must be swiftly dispatched with.
Again, if you find a zombie, remember to hit them in the head. See picture.
Do the 10 minutes Zombie Wipe Out today and ensure the safety of your own home.
This message has been brought to you by the Ministry of Health. Probably.
______________________________________________________________
Please seek expert help if surrounded. Contact the ZOMBAT Command (Anti-Zombie Force) at www.zombatcommand.com
If you find a zombie, remember to hit them in the head. See picture.
Remember to decapitate any still-lying corpses in the vicinity of your own home. Place heavy boulders over any freshly-dug graves - remember dirt isn't enough. Any family and friends who have been infected and display zombie-like behaviors (e.g. gnawing on the family cat) must be swiftly dispatched with.
Again, if you find a zombie, remember to hit them in the head. See picture.
Do the 10 minutes Zombie Wipe Out today and ensure the safety of your own home.
This message has been brought to you by the Ministry of Health. Probably.
______________________________________________________________
Please seek expert help if surrounded. Contact the ZOMBAT Command (Anti-Zombie Force) at www.zombatcommand.com
2 Comments:
At 11:26 AM, Ben said…
i will! i promise! Haaaiiiiyyaaa~!
At 11:12 AM, Play Baccarat said…
The safe answer ;)
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